wow...

Honestly man, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a flash movie before, that was terrifically done. The animation was clean good, the style was fitting, and you hit most comical pariodic plots possible, plus the remarks are well placed. Great job man. (I don't comment on many peoples stuff unless it's like so close to good), or great. This is great, thus I've commented here.

Have a hectic day!

Awesome

The animation was outstanding, the sound quality was great, the comedy was highly amusing. Not the "i'm gonna shit myself" amusing BUT laughs none less. Now for the reason that sparked this review. Ralastar...you should be in the next installment of "You Are A Fucking Moron".

Reason #1: Notice the horizontally extended thumbs and vertical pointer fingers. This game is called PAPER FOOTBALL. (Someone had 0 childhood) NOT an FPS...hence the ending joke.

Reason #2: "Mature", "Explicit Audio" 2 things that dub that there will be alot of swearing titled at the top of this page.

Reason #3: If 10 out of a hundred words deal with swearing and you forget the remaining 90? Ridilan is the answer (ADD much)

and finally Reason #4: (excuse me I farted) You gave a 0 out of 10...You obviously don't know the first thing that goes into making a flash movie, asides the fact you have non. I would LOVE to see you produce anything half as decent as this by basis of: sound quality, color coordination, animation, frame rate standard...how about this...make a pretty loading bar and tell me your time on it.

Have A Hectic Day Nimrod.

P.S: The movie was awesome.

Seems sweet.

But it's so dark, I can understand if your going for a dark film, but I found myself staring into an abyss waiting for a bullet, and the light from the rounds ignites the little area for only a moment. I wish it was a little brighter so you can actually see what seems to be sweet action...I gave it a 7 on the review for this reason, had I have been able to of seen it, it probibly would have recieved a 9 or 10

Good Start

Testing the waters is always a good start to things. I like where your going with it, hope to see it more full.

Like it alot, but needs adjustments.

The interface of it was awesome, a plus on allowing to change your controls, and love the arm with the menu.

I think you should make a pause button, and when it pops up, have controls there to quit, or options for changing controls. Also, the weapons selected should stay in the inventory until taken out or replaced. I constantly found myself rushing into the next round and forgetting my sword. I also think the strength should increase, or the ability to buy strength upgrades.

Other then that, very nice...Also, continues costing $2,800 is kinda ridiculous I think. The guy previous' statement on making the levels not playable again would allow for continues to be free but limited depending on the level of difficulty. *Shrug*

Have a Hectic Day!

Not bad

Well, since you have no interest in remaking this, I'll just tell ya some things for whenever you make a game again. Good job on coding, runs smooth. Graphics are what makes the file size large, I dunno what method you did...but if make MovieClips in Flash, if you export them as bmp's of pngs at high quality, then import them and break them up into a solid not vector image, it greatly reduces the size. As others said it's very simple and not hard, but is still appreciated. Just wanted to give ya a tip for next time.